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i have plenty. i've got a couple. >> if you notice i was in short sleeves. >> i know. and they're putting up a tree in the background. >> heading out there tomorrow we have some low to mid 50s for the afternoon and evening. and that fog will be back. it's going to be a good time. and maybe it's not skating but it's the raiders going out there. yes. 60s, some sun, some clouds. seven-day forecast, plans for the weekend, upper 70s and low 80s. not too many complaints right now. but i know rain, everybody wants it. we're doing what we can. >> we're going to need it. thanks, jeff. have a great day tomorrow. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -
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henry golding, noomi rapace magician dan white and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1151 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome, everybody hello! [ cheers and applause thank you very much. thank you. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. you guys, we have a great show for you tonight. henry golding is here. >> steve: oh
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: noomi rapace is here [ cheers and applause and we have magic from dan white. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's great dan's been busy lately dan, he keeps getting calls from one guy saying, "can you make the impeachment disappear? [ laughter ] and it's amazing he doesn't know who it is. guys, the 2020 election is less than a year away so one year from today, either democrats or republicans will claim that they're moving to canada, then just continue to go about their lives [ laughter ] and this is very interesting i saw that later this month, msnbc and "the washington post" are hosting the next democratic debate at tyler perry studios in atlanta >> steve: oh >> jimmy: and this is cool, every democrat will be played by tyler perry >> steve: really [ laughter ] wow. >> jimmy: i read that president trump banished the "new york times" and "the washington post" from the white house, but he still have the apps on his phone. [ laughter ] which isn't surprising considering he's been married to melania for almost 20 years, and he still has tinder. >> steve: oh [ audience oohs
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>> jimmy: it's just a joke he doesn't really. he doesn't really. [ laughter ] some entertainment news. the big movie opening this weekend is "doctor sleep" which is based on a stephen king novel and a sequel to "the shining. yeah, i was a little confused at first i thought "doctor sleep" was a a biopic about ben carson. [ laughter ] then i go, "well no, well that's - he's a doctor. and he does -- well, that's different some business news i saw that google is buying fitbit for $2 billion. it's not a done deal yet google says it still needs to work out the next 10,000 steps >> steve: oh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause come on. >> jimmy: finally, you guys, i saw that today is national saxophone day. [ cheers and applause that's right november 6th, celebrates the birth of the man who invented the saxophone. so let's party ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ tariq! ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> tariq: higgins. >> steve: oh ♪ >> jimmy: hey! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: jimmy! ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ thud ] >> damn that hurt! [ laughter ] come on, man say, "heads up," or something. that thing hit me in the face. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: sir, i'm so sorry. i'm sorry. >> geez, look, i just came here with my family to enjoy some topical comedy, you know
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[ light laughter ] we were excited to hear henry golding talk about his new movie. we were really looking forward to it, weren't we? but now, i guess i got to get my nose checked out, so thanks >> jimmy: again, i'm so sorry. is there anything i -- is there anything i can do? >> yeah. you can enjoy this, hot sax. ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: happy national saxophone day, everyone. we have got a great show give it up for the roots ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness
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>> steve: i hope he's okay >> jimmy: what a -- what's that >> steve: you hit him pretty hard in the nose >> jimmy: i didn't hit him pretty hard. he's okay, i think is he still there? ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: okay, okay, okay, okay we have a -- [ laughter ] >> steve: doesn't seem like he hurt his nose at all >> jimmy: didn't seem -- he's too into it to go to the nurse >> steve: you'd think that if the adrenaline's flowing so he doesn't feel the pain. >> jimmy: yeah, once you get that hot sax - >> steve: that's what i've heard. >> jimmy: you go for it. you know what i'm saying we have a fun show tonight henry golding is here. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: noomi rapace is here >> steve: oh >> jimmy: and we have magic from dan white [ cheers and applause now be sure to tune in tomorrow night. set your dvrs, set your tivos, set your rokus >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: we're taking a road trip down south. "tonight show" is partnering with samsung for a very special show from the campus of the university of texas at austin. that's right >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: texas! texas!
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i can't wait to get down there, texas. matthew mcconaughey will be on the show >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: chip and joanna gaines will be there! >> steve: oh >> jimmy: and we got music from gucci mane [ cheers and applause "chip and joanna gaines. chip and joanna gaines." >> steve: "gucci mane. >> jimmy: "yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] everyone's gonna be there. >> steve: "who's gonna be there? >> jimmy: "matthew mcconaughey --" >> steve: "hey!" >> jimmy: "is gonna be there." >> steve: "i forgot about it." >> jimmy: "chip and joanna gaines. [ laughter ] gucci mane is gonna be there." [ laughter ] >> steve: gucci mane >> jimmy: "chip and joanna." >> steve: "hey." >> jimmy: "gaines. [ laughter ] >> steve: "all right, all right, all right hey. >> jimmy: it's going to be fun >> steve: it's so fun. >> jimmy: anyways, check that show out tomorrow.
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guys, whenever i get some down time here at the show, i like to go on instagram and scroll through photos >> steve: really >> jimmy: yep. [ light laughter ] >> steve: you love it. >> jimmy: that's it. i just wanted to let you know that >> steve: you love it, man >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: you love scrolling through photos >> jimmy: the one thing i've noticed is that a lot of times, two people will write the same caption. but the pictures they post will be completely different. >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, i'll show you what i mean in this next segment. it's time for "picture this. [ cheers and applause ♪ picture thi yeah picture this ♪ >> steve: doh. >> jimmy: let's take a look at this first example president trump and bernie sanders both wrote the caption, "the best way to stop dangerous leaks. let's see what -- the pictures they posted. president trump posted a a picture of a federal court bernie sanders posted a picture of an adult diaper >> steve: oh [ audience oohs oh >> jimmy: see what i'm saying? moving on. here's one from stephen king and your mom they both wrote -- >> steve: wait >> jimmy: "the most horrifying thing you'll see this year." stephen king posted a photo of pennywise the clown. your mom posted a photo of your uncle talking politics at thanksgiving >> steve: oh [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: that's where you're all wrong. [ gibberish "said all wrong.
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[ gibberish here's a caption from ariana grande and joe biden. they both wrote, "i'll admit, i'm starting to get a little scared." arianna posted a picture of a haunted hayride. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: joe biden posted a a picture of elizabeth warren. >> steve: ah [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: here's a caption from kellyanne conway and president trump. they both wrote, "it's a sham process. kellyanne posted a photo of the impeachment hearing. president trump posted a photo of sean spicer's voting results on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter and applause >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: "it's a sham." >> steve: "sham. wall." >> jimmy: and finally here's one from tom brady and eric trump they both wrote, "i've been doing this for 20 years. and i still have a lot to learn. tom brady posted a photo of him playing football eric trump posted a photo of him playing candyland. [ laughter and applause oh, there you go that's all the time we have for "picture this. we'll be right back with henry golding, everyone. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you know our first guest from his breakout roll in "crazy rich asians." now he's starring alongside emilia clarke and emma thompson in "last christmas" which hits theaters friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome henry golding. ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> thank you very much oh, my >> jimmy: you look good, buddy learn about another job you've had before you were an actor we love having you here. every time you come here i >> i know. endless jobs >> jimmy: yeah, you did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, because you
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were a tour guide. >> yeah, well -- kind of >> jimmy: kind of. the travel show. >> with the travel show. yep, yep, yep. >> jimmy: then i found out you used to interview -- >> i used to be on that end of the interview, sort of i used to go to red carpet events and stand in line and wait for stars to come past. and kind of call their name and ask for interviews and, yeah. and then i made the switch to sort of be on the red carpet on that side. >> jimmy: who was the biggest celebrity you interviewed? do you remember? >> i covered all of the "harry potter" stuff. so daniel radcliffe when he was sort of, like, quite young at that time. >> jimmy: yeah >> i used to sort of be infatuated with him. [ light laughter ] and just, like, i remember just, like, shaking nervously. just, like, sort of asking these questions. and waiting in those hot rooms and sort of interviewing all of these amazing people >> jimmy: did you ever think that you would be on the other side >> never never once did it cross my mind >> jimmy: really >> but -- but you know what? it was a shift it sort of -- when the opportunities came, when i switched from hairdresser to become a sort of presenter, it
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was literally me focusing on that particular goal you know it's almost -- we'd go around with blinkers on our eyes. >> jimmy: yeah, sure >> and we sort of focusing on one thing. but something brighter and bigger and better is just off to the side. but we're like, "no, no, no. this is my path. this is my path. so luckily i was able to switch that >> jimmy: so what is your advice to anyone who wants to switch careers >> just -- it could be simple as just introducing yourself as who you want instead of, "hi, i'm henry the hairdresser. "hi, i'm henry the presenter." or now, "hi, i'm henry the actor. which is amazing >> jimmy: just say that. [ cheers and applause i liked that that was good. i liked that >> not too bad not too bad. >> jimmy: i meanyose movies the first time you were on my show i had a prediction do you remember what i said to you? >> i think i do remember >> jimmy: i said that you should be the next james bond. >> that was your prediction. that definitely was. >> jimmy: and i mean it. i think you should be the next james -- >> you think >> jimmy: yes. >> oh, man >> jimmy: and i 'm not the only who's thinking this because i
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just found in vegas you can bet on anything. >> yeah, just about. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there are odds there's 10-1 odds that you are going to be the next james bond >> hey [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good >> that's good company i'm not going to lie richard madden right there at the top. >> jimmy: yeah, richard madden hiddleston, fassbender, idris elba who would you bet on not yourself >> so if i had my money and definitely not myself, idris elba who wants to see idris kick some butt? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: no >> he's amazing. >> jimmy: i want to see you do it i think you would be a a fantastic -- your -- >> i mean, if you're a male movie star, it is literally the most iconic role possible. i mean, you'd be an absolute idiot not to sort of think and sort of aspire for a role like that >> jimmy: i mean - >> -- who knows? >> jimmy: but if you do get it, maybe he has like a funny brother.ther or - >> jimmy: yeah, kind of average looking -- [ laughter ] avaerage looking brother
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>> no, yeah. >> jimmy: he's funny and he hangs out with them >> like stepbrothers but with spies. >> jimmy: yes. yes, exactly [ laughter ] and i could help you out but, like, screw up things i'm not saying me. but i'm saying "i in general >> we'll pitch it to barbara broccoli >> jimmy: yeah, hey. we'll talk to the broccoli family. exactly. you know exactly who you just came from england doing a guy ritchie movie, right? >> i did, yeah >> jimmy: i love guy ritchie what is the movie? can you talk about it? >> guy -- it's called "the gentleman. it is the complete opposite of "last christmas. i play a jackal of a young gangster who's foe -- or who is sort of attempting to go after matthew mcconaughey's, sort of, riches >> jimmy: we have a show in austin, texas tomorrow >> oh, really? >> jimmy: and matthew mcconaughey is going to be our guest how is matthew >> matthew is amazing. and i went in to this -- i remember going in on my first day, and i was thinking, "i'm going to be best friends with matthew mcconaughey. we're going to go for, like, sunday walks in the park we're going to go for dinner or our wives are going to be best buddies i'm going to go for yogurt with him on, like, saturdays. [ laughter ]
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and so i turn up for work. >> jimmy: for yogurt with him, yeah >> i turn up for work. and i'm sat in the -- in the sort of makeup chair and, "oh, he's coming in he's going to be in any minute now. and i hear the door open he comes through i'm like, "oh, this is my moment." i'm like, "matthew, i'm henry. and he just looks at me with this, like, killer stare and he's like, "i'm mcconaughey. [ light laughter ] and i was just like, "whoa, no." and then no one told me that he stays in character and our characters, like, hate each other so i thought he hated me [ laughter ] and my world just imploded and we're not -- >> jimmy: i didn't know he's a a really method actor. >> but you know what like, the days that we didn't have any scenes together, he's the most loving and giving person >> jimmy: yes. >> he was super, super nice. so it was just literally the days that i really wanted to be best friends, i couldn't, so [ light laughter ] tell him i send my love. >> jimmy: i will, yeah >> if you remember to. >> jimmy: did you ever get to meet his brother at all? does he comes to the set >> no, no. >> jimmy: so he's a character. >> oh, really. >> jimmy: oh, you've got to meet his brother that's the secret move >> is it all secretly you? or is it -- does he actually have a brother [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i could play - >> is this another thing that --?
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>> jimmy: i could play matthew mcconaughey's brother if he wants to i'm just saying. we'll talk to the broccoli family. [ laughter ] >> absolutely. >> jimmy: let's talk about "last christmas. >> yes >> jimmy: because i love a good holiday movie. i love a good romcom it's very -- it's got -- >> it's beautiful. >> jimmy: it really does - >> it is so amazing. >> jimmy: -- tug at the heart strings. and it's kind of -- it's based off of the wham song "last christmas. >> that's right. >> jimmy: that was how it was inspired because they go, "we need a new holiday film." >> mm-hm >> jimmy: but then emma thompson went in and got all these songs. >> oh. >> jimmy: you got george michael's permission to use all of george michael's songs. >> it starts >> jimmy: and it's -- and it works. >> and emilia actually covers a tremendous amount of that. and she has one of the most fabulous singing voices. people who are "game of thrones" fans will never ever look at daenerys the same way because she's so lovely in this >> jimmy: yeah she is great and you're mr. smooth in this movie. >> i'm fairly, fairly smooth, i suppose. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: are you like that in real life. >> i would like to think so. i'm not sure if -- maybe my wife would say i need to be smoother
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but -- >> jimmy: yeah, 'cause i saw your beautiful wife back stage >> she was back stage. she's back stage today, so - >> jimmy: and you brought something because -- i'm going to make you do this, because she's going to hate me for doing this but she's going to hate you more, because -- >> she's going to kill me when she gets back -- i get back there. >> jimmy: you are bad instagram husband. >> i am a terrible instagram - okay, so i'm going to set this up, because otherwise she's going to kill me [ laughter ] so it was a beautiful sunset i think i was filming in vancouver. so she was visiting me we went for a walk together. and there's, like, these little dandelions that you kind of blow and make wishes i was like, "babe, like, i'm going to get this in slow-mo just make, like, a beautiful wish of what you want in life. and, like, take a deep breath and just blow it and i'll record it." >> jimmy: the sun is, like, perfect area >> the sun is perfect. i didn't focus very well but this was the video, i suppose. >> jimmy: you're going to be in so much trouble. here's henry golding being a a bad instagram husband. >> go. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ sad trombone ]
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>> jimmy: oh, no how did you know about that? i never heard about that trick >> oh, my god. it's terrible. >> jimmy: dude, i've never heard of that trick, ever, dude >> i know, i'm sorry >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. it's unbelieve it's hilarious >> i love her dearly i love her dearly. >> jimmy: yes. >> but i couldn't resist i thought -- >> jimmy: no what made you think of that? have you seen that before? >> i think i've seen it somewhere. the internet is a bad influence a bad influence, everyone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god here - just blow on this -- [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. you are in so much trouble >> i know. >> jimmy: let's show a clip from "last christmas." here it is henry golding and emilia clarke in "last christmas." take a look. >> that's truly horrific i mean, who buys this stuff? >> santa freaky outlets she just loves christmas more than anything else >> more than taste or sanity >> yes, exactly. and that isn't even the
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>> inconceivable >> hang on dun, dun, dun! >> oh. >> check it out. >> what is it? is that donkey actually smiling at me? >> yeah, yeah. and that baby has a full set of teeth. >> ooh >> i sold four of these last week i'm that good. ♪ >> oh, it's techno >> yeah. >> yeah. >> some disco nativity scene [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: henry golding, everybody. "last christmas" hits theaters this friday. we'll be right back with noomi rapace stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ whimper ] we were lost, in a vast desert completely devoid of basset hounds. [ back in baby's arms by patsy cline ] then, it appeared a beacon of hope. [ back in baby's arms ♪ i'm back inaby'arms more glorious than a billion sunsets.
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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. you look gorgeous. thank you so much for coming here >> thank you for having me >> jimmy: oh, pleaseis going to be fun.id sething backe quickly that i -- that you said that you watch the show. yeah, you -- >> i -- i watch the show and i love this show actually, i learned to speak english by watching late night shows. >> jimmy: that's bizarre >> that's bizarre, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, so your english is basically an impression of me kind of >> yeah. you could say that [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, but really, you used to watch it >> no, it's true i was doing this film in oslo, in norway. and that was like right after "the girl with the dragon tattoo." >> jimmy: yeah >> so it was the film i did after. and i was sitting there. and i was already doing a little bit of press for "the girl." and i was like, "i don't
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understand what they are asking me 'cause i have to learn english. and then, i couldn't sleep it was a quite intense movie so i was up in the nights and watching american late shows and reading papers and trying to get into the language >> jimmy: that's wild. where originally were you from originally i'm swedish, spanish my dad was a spanish flamenco singer my mom's swedish, my step dad icelandic. so i have a strange mix. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do you get to come to new york often >> yeah, i have a lot of friends here i come as much as -- i shot two movies here. and then, i come whenever i can. but you know, what's funny, i heard you talk about the red sauna, the infrared sauna. >> jimmy: yes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you know that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, sweet. >> i do that i do that. do you know why? >> jimmy: yeah, you live in one probably, yeah >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] but you know what i do, though >> jimmy: you have fondue in there. >> i go to the -- have you heard about the cryotherapy? so basically, you step into a room, there's like minus 110 degrees. so it's basically like a cold sauna. you step in for three minutes. and it's so cold and you have to wear mouth protection and gloves. but you - if you do that, combined with infrared, that's
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the [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: really [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's a great way -- where did you learn that word? [ laughter ] >> that was -- that was -- >> jimmy: not my show. yeah, that wasn't me >> that was not from you that was someone else. >> jimmy: wait, so you go in this thing and freeze yourself >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then - >> so it's basically my swedish side is the cold side. and the spanish is the infrared so i go -- i merge those two sides. >> jimmy: wow, i'm going to do that >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about something. because i heard that you throw really good parties, really fun parties. >> oh, yeah, i do. >> jimmy: that's the word on the street >> that is, yeah >> jimmy: what makes a -- what makes a good party >> a wig [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a wig is - >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's your secret >> so basically, i don't know how it started i think i was like -- i was stuck in myself, maybe six years ago. and it was like -- it needed something to get out of my -- you know, people think i'm quite serious and that i'm always angry and quite badass. and i'm not. >> jimmy: yeah you're like, "i'm just acting. >> yeah. but i like -- i need this kind of little bridge to kind of, you know, to get out of my shell. so i started wearing wigs. and then i started doing wig parties at my house.
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and then i have one rule you have to -- you can't come into my house unless you're wearing a wig. so i did a wig party maybe a a year ago and my friend, who directed a movie with me in new york called "the drop," - >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> with me and tom hardy, yeah so michael, the director, traveled in from belgium, came, was outside ringing the door i looked off from the top floor. and i was like, "he's not wearing a wig. and i called him and was like, "you can't come in." [ light laughter ] and he was like -- he was like, "nooms, but i came all the way from belgium." i was like, "you're not wearing a wig. so i had to throw a wig out from the top floor >> jimmy: you have -- you have spare wigs >> i have a box of 50 wigs [ light laughter ] i have one for you would you -- are you up for a wig? will you wear a wig for me [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. you actually did bring these wigs >> so, i've got to tell you. so i went out wig shopping today to be honest you have this little cutie [ laughter ] it's a little bit like sia, right? >> jimmy: okay, yeah >> i think it's called a pop wig. and then, this one is really cute, too.
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i think you could look cute in this one [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, now, wait - >> i mean -- [ laughter ] which one are you, jimmy >> jimmy: oh, yeah which wig am i >> or we have this massive -- i mean, you could go - [ cheers and applause all right. >> jimmy: i feel like i -- >> i feel like you should go for this >> jimmy: i feel like that's the winner, yeah >> so the trick is, we always -- i wear -- i always bring my polaroid camera with me >> jimmy: oh >> so if you put it on, you have to allow me to do a a polaroid of you. >> jimmy: i'd be honored, yeah >> can you do that [ light laughter ] so i have like -- so i did a a wig party. i had a party at my house. and idris elba was sitting in a, kind of, anna wintour wig and having -- having a rap battle with my friend, j-drop, almost like this wide, cute gallery. two grown men sitting -- >> in lady wigs rapping. >> jimmy: that's a party right there, yeah. >> that's a party. >> jimmy: all right, here we go >> should we try this? >> jimmy: yeah
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here's the camera here >> i mean, you just have to go for it oh, yeah, that's mine. okay ♪ >> jimmy: i love there's a a front or a back to this. >> i - [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this is actually -- it's actually very heavy it's very heavy. it's hard. you have to put this on. you have to try this on. you have to try this here, i'll do this one >> w >> jimmy: you just gotta just dive in. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i gotta get your picture. who is this guy? >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: who is this guy?
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"hey, hey, man you invited me to your party, right? [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause that is -- let's talk about -- let's talk about -- i feel like i have to do this when i talk. let's talk about - >> i think you look very sexy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is me in the future this is what i'm going to look like [ laughter ] welcome back to "the tonight show" in 2099. [ laughter ] >> the best part is i was actually out dancing i took my girls out the other night in london, a nightclub - >> jimmy: yeah. >> with full on wigs but i couldn't see anything. so i was on the dance floor and i had to lift it up and try to - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was your dance? >> yeah, that was my - >> jimmy: let's talk about "jack ryan." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to be very serious about it jimmy: yes, what made you sign on to do this >> oh, my god.
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i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it awful? wait, it's almost developed. it's not bad, actually >> oh, my god. it's amazing so, yeah, "jack ryan." yes. [ laughter ] so, basically -- >> jimmy: who do you play? >> i play -- [ laughter ] you see how much fun it is >> jimmy: i do dude, this is great. >> i didn't even say anything. and he started laughing. >> jimmy: i want to have a wig party. >> this is my trick to be funny. >> jimmy: i like it. >> so, basically, i play -- i play this character called harry. >> jimmy: harry? [ laughter ] ♪ oh, my god you play a character named harry? th, my gosh. >> it gets so hot. >> jimmy: it is very hot yeah, it is getting a little sweaty but i'm still -- >> and i get those fluffs everywhere >> jimmy: feeling the vibe >> so, basically - >> jimmy: it's tom clancy. >> it's tom clancy do you see this? >> jimmy: yes -- hold on [ light laughter ] make a wish.
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[ laughter ] yeah, it's going to come true. i should have stuck my fingers in your mouth. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm so mad should have done that. all right. next time. >> so yes -- so john krasinski came to london the first -- the first - [ laughter ] i'm trying to not look at you. because it's really hard tdo this [ laughter ] >> jimmy: john krasinski came to london just to ride a pony. >> yeah. so the first -- they -- so they were doing -- they were doing press for the first season and they - [ laughter ]morebout it >> it's the best trick to good party. do you see it? [ laughter ] i mean, he's normally pretty boring but now, with a wig on - [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. can you set up the clip they are about to see >> okay, let's see it.
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let's watch this clip. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not how you set up a clip. is there something you have to say about it >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah okay >> jimmy: i could say, "let's watch the clip." >> okay, yeah, so basically -- [ laughter ] so my character, she -- so it's the second time jack and harry meet in this harbor in venezuela. he's -- i'm just going -- so basically -- [ snorts ] he's kind of trying to - [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so he sees that they are at the harbor. >> he's in troubleboat -- to a s not -- he's not supposed to be >> jimmy: no, no, no >> and -- and -- >> jimmy: not your ship, yeah. >> no, it's not my ship. but i kind of -- i get him out of this uncomfortable situation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, here we go john krasinski in "jack ryan." take a look at this. >> yeah, boom. >> oh, jesus, there you are. you're on the wrong boat
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i gave you the container i.s.o right? >> yes >> yes, so how hard can it be? let's go >> you're right. [ footsteps >> i'm so sorry. it's his first week. [ footsteps >> i.d [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: nice >> yeah. >> jimmy: you ready to see our photos >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's the first one right here [ laughter and applause there you goomi rapace, everybo. [ cheers and applause season two of "tom clancy's jack ryan" is available now on amazon prime video we'll be right back with magician, dan white. stick around
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dan, welcome back. >> thank you so much for having me i appreciate it so much. >> jimmy: we love you, buddy >> jimmy, as a magician i believe that nothing is random that every decision that we make is based on some decision that was made previously from this moment, all the way back to when you were born >> jimmy: okay >> jimmy - [ light laughter ] i've had people in the audience write down four digit numbers on these cards four random -- do you guys remember doing that? >> audience: yes >> four random digit numbers on these cards. >> jimmy: oh, really [ laughter ] >> in a second, i'm gonna have some of the roots choose some of these numbers alright? so we're gonna start over here with mark. if you wouldn't mind, please just touch one any one. take it out. don't show anybody else. look at it, remember it. try to remember it and stand up great. kirk >> jimmy: dan, don't forget about me what do i do >> just touch one. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do i not look? >> look at it, stand up, remember it. great. quest, if you wouldn't mind, just touch the back of one >> jimmy: am i dead? [ light laughter ] >> good. >> jimmy: can he not hear me what's going on? >> now, look at it, remember it stand up, hold it against your chest. and finally, tariq, if you wouldn't mind, just touch one. >> jimmy: what's happening this is so weird
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>> good, take it out, look at it remember it. hold it against your chest alright. >> jimmy: did you hear me at all when i was - >> i didn't hear anything at all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was yelling at you >> what did you say? >> jimmy: was i supposed to look >> no, i don't want you to look i just want -- >> jimmy: well it's too late now. i didn't - >> the numbers, you guys remember the numbers commit them to memory. great, perfrect, great this is where your part comes in >> jimmy: okay >> we're going to create another random number. but this random number, we're gonna use the audience for i've got a ball here a paper ball i want you to throw that ball out into the audience, anywhere you want at all, jimmy anywhere [ cheers and applause perfect, great miss, how are you doing? i want you to think of a number between 10 and 20. between 10 and up to 20. say it now >> audience member: 13ere. >> jimmy: okay anywhere you like. [ cheers and applause great. sir, different question this time, tu i want you to think of a number say it now >> audience member: six.
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>> six jimmy can you please write down six? fantastic. sir, take that ball, throw it anywhere you want. a good, hard toss. [ cheers and applause very good. sir, same question a number between one and nine. say it out loud. >> audience member: five >> five. write down five. very good. and one more toss. just throw it wherever you want [ cheers and applause great, perfect same question. give me a number between one and nine please now. >> audience member: three. >> three write down three write down three very, very good. perfect, great okay, so you can cap that pen. let's just recap, right?e wrote down >> jimmy: yeah >> the roots then chose four random numbers from those random numbers then we threw out a ball, making five random numbers >> jimmy: yes. >> 1-3-6-5-3 13,653 did that feel random to you? >> jimmy: yes. >> that felt pretty random, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> i mean there's no way i could have know what numbers that they would have said. there's no way i could have -- >> jimmy: no, i played this -- >> -- known the numbers they wrote down >> jimmy: -- very seriously. i don't talk to you before the show
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i just threw -- whipped that ball out there i didn't know who it was >> but that's the thing. even if i had known, i could have no idea who would have gotten those - >> jimmy: that's correct >> -- those numbers, right >> jimmy: yes, random. >> here is the interesting part i've had a box sitting here the entire time. it's been sitting there the entire time. i haven't touched it inside of this box, i brought two things two things for you the first thing is a present i'm going to give this to you right now. hold onto that >> jimmy: thank you. >> great the second thing is a prediction of sorts. i've wrote down something before the show even started can you make sure that that >> sealed. can you make sure that this envelope is sealed >> jimmy: yes, it is >> great jimmy, can you please open up the prediction jimmy, would you be impressed if inside of that envelope, open it up, inside of that envelope was the number that they all created together? >> jimmy: yes, i would be impressed. of course. >> it's not. it's not [ laughter ] right? it's not it's not it's actually -- it's actually much more impressive than that
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on this piece of paper, i have four random numbers. four random numbers. now, at the beginning, we had four random numbers chosen by the roots. >> jimmy: that's right mark, kirk, quest, tariq if your number is written on this piece of paper, i'd like you to sit down now. [ audience oohs >> jimmy: what [ laughter ] >> interesting but it gets a lot more interesting than that. because here is the crazy part if we take 8, plus 3, is 11, plus 2, is 13. carry the one. 1, plus 1, plus 4, plus 4, plus 5, is 15. carry the one. 1, plus 2, plus 2, plus 5, plus 6, is 16. carry the one. 1, plus 1, plus 7, plus 2, is 13. 1-3-6-5-3. [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: wow. how did you do that? amazing. that's dan white [ cheers and applause >> but we're not done. we're not done because this isn't actually as random as this is going to get because we threw out a ball earlier. that ball went around the room a bunch of different times who was the last person to catch that ball? all right, great can you please stand up? can you please unfold that ball on that ball, i wrote something before the show even started can you please read -- jimmy, can you please read out what that piece of paper said >> jimmy: it says, "subtract - subtract 2,444 >> subtract 2,400 -- subtract 2,444 now again, remember, at the beginning, we created this number together. before that, i wrote down this number check this out if we take -- that is nine zero
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>> jimmy: so happy i don't have to do this >> yeah, right [ laughter ] two, one, one. 11,209 >> jimmy: yeah 11,209 >> jimmy: yes, okay. >> we did it >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] >> we did it >> jimmy: yeah we did it this time. >> we did it >> jimmy: we really did it this time [ light laughter ] 11,000 i get it >> does that feel random >> jimmy: yeah, it feels - >> that feels random >> jimmy: it feels - >> that feels really random. >> jimmyelll out jimmy, can you please open it up and i want you to google the number 1-1-2-0-9 please, google the number 1-1-2-0-9. and at the very beginning, i mentioned that i don't believe in randomness. that all the decisions are made based on other decisions that were made since you were born. jimmy, what is 1-1-2-0-9 it's a zip code, yeah? >> jimmy: it's a -- yeah
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postal - >> a zip code to where >> jimmy: brooklyn, new york >> where in brooklyn, new york >> jimmy: this is bay ridge. >> can you please tell everyone here why 1-1-2-0-9 is not random at all? >> jimmy: i was born in bay ridge, brooklyn. [ cheers and applause >> this is a souvenir i got you. here you go. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. you are unbelievable dan white! [ cheers and applause wow! r more "tonighck at owund. oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ♪ ok, network inspection. -ok.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to henry golding, noomi rapace. dan white, once again! [ cheers and applause wow! dan white. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- jim gaffifan comedian and author jenny slate, music from muna, featuring the 8g band with brendan buckley. ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news matt bevin, the republican governor of kentucky, lost his re-election bid to a democrat yesterday, despite president trump holding a campaign rally support him.

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